i got the right .

seriously, define pretty .

"no not you, please sit down".

some people are seriously in self denial. haha. whats with the drastic hair change (from ugly to ghastly) or the cheesy im-pretty-look-at-me look? omg, your house no mirror ah? take a look at yourself lah. where got pretty sia!

people look at fashion magazines, tv, movies or models to check out whats hot. only aliens look at china/jap dolls and think that they are actually cute.

being pretty and knowing it is one thing. being pretty and not knowing it is another. the world has no space for people who looks horrid and yet think that jennifer aniston cant compete with them. i think dont even need the actress herself can, just send her cat to compete with these people and the cat can win, paws down.

everyone is entitled to their own prince charming or their cinderella. its okay to say it out occasionally too but please dont brag about it and act as if your (disgusting) love for them will be reciprocated! even joking about it has an extent depending on how hideous one looks. look at yourselves first. only blind monkeys might actually show a tinge of affection.

and if you have an attitude and an ego the equivalent of a dinosaur, go screw yourselves. nobody can embrace your big selflove. and that face.

- person's name not mentioned for fear of the contribution to the increasing death toll in singapore.